Pinocchio 2: The Curse of Pleasure Island
Based on Walt Disney's "Pinocchio" and the story "A Donkey in Human Clothing" by RustyRaccoon
By RustyRaccoon & ReclusiveWriter
"Huh!" Lampwick snorted disdainfully, thinking of the beetle called Jiminy that had interrupted his good time. "You hear that beetle talk, you'd think something was gonna happen to us." He poured an entire mug of cold beer down his throat, feeling a thrill of forbidden pleasure as he swallowed the booze.
He grinned at the strange wooden boy, Pinocchio, after lowering his mug, who stared back at him, something akin to shock on his face, and shoving his own beer away. He figured Pinocchio was upset by the dismissal of his so-called conscience a talking beetle telling him what to do and what not to do. The very idea angered Lampwick. He waved a dismissive hand, leaning over the pool table to make another shot. "Conscience ah, phooey!" he grumbled. He heard the sound of ripped fabric, and guessed may